Tell her to GTFO!!!!! JAI HO!!!!!
i just compared eating a chick out to "gargling a cheeto"
I apparently tried to stop my spending of money by sealing the top of my wallet with gum
I am dressing up to go buy weed. I need to get out more.
everytime someone would look at you, you started to try and deep throat your beer bottle.
i drank out of a bidet.
Yes I want to fuck your friends but it's out of respect and love for you.
Almost there.
define "almost". like I have enough time to watch a youtube video or oh shit, put on some goddamn pants because they're in the driveway.
I will keep you posted and someday if we daydrink teach you how to do a footjob
My skirt was too short for the church and I brought my flask to the Scrooge play. God bless us, everyone!
I don't know what you slipped me, but my TV is vomming blood right now. Thanks, jerkoff.
After round two, I told him he deserves an award. He bowed and did a princess wave WHILE his dick was still inside me.
Slept in and having coffee. No sounds of whipping and no veiny dildos next to me. This is good. How's your mornin?
Dude I had my dad cock block me once
She pooped on me during a reverse cowgirl. And it wasn't a little bit either.
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