I think the waitress doesn't beleive I have friends coming. I've had 4 drinks and a large salad just waiting for you guys.
No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
I think I dropped my cock ring in your back yard
she wouldn't play beer pong with me unless I took off the rollerskates.
Tough to say exactly how to play this. I just know people don't like surprises when genitals are involved.
All I remember is this kid kept saying that he has a dream that white kids and black kids can take shots together as one, and just we'd keep drinking to that.
The front desk girl just had that condescending welcome-home-from-your-walk-of-shame face on
It was probably because you set your bra on the couter while you found your ID...
judging from the number of limes and box of kosher salt on the counter therell be 8.5 gallons of tequila drunk this weekend.
sounds about right
I'm auditing financial statements and ur growing weed this is bullshit how did this happen to me
I now have a full length bright red cape in my possession. Best sex trophy ever.
Yesterday you said I was the best.
No. I said you DID your best. There's a huge difference.
I had to dig my own trench to puke in at the resort. That much fun.
I think the hamburger goblin stole my cigarettes. I left my purse behind her table and they're not in it now.
Of course his mom thinks you're nice, she doesn't know you have sex for cheeseburgers
One time!! I like sex and food....
its not much but to go through all that to ask for half a balls worth of money was so stressful
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