You know whats sad? As I walk past the campus daycare i cant help think, look at those drunk mistakes
Technically this isn't a church so we could have been drinking this whole time.
After Sake bombs he tried to puke into an alluminum beer bottle and shot vomit streaks in a perfect V out the sides of his mouth and hit BOTH girls he had bought drinks for that night. He was like an Icon of Cock-blocking yourself.
I think your going to be the cause of an awesome death
after we had sex he told me his original plan was to have sex with my roommate but his buddy likes her so i was backup
I think making out with someone could be the cure to all my problems. That or more cowbell.
Dude, seduce him with cookies. You almost turned me gay with scones. Don't be surprised when they get you laid.
It's not a good hook up if during you're thinking "how will this damage me psychologically"
Her roomates have been scoring her hookups. I got 8.9, best of the week!
I'm pretty sure you and I ate the entire Keebler elf weed workshop
Agreed then we'll really be on our A game tomorrow. And by A I mean alcohol.
I was just trying to be a good friend but in retrospect I probably shouldn't have pepper sprayed you.
250 people in this lecture & my prof asks who already drank green beer this morning& is drunk right now. I WAS THE ONLY ONE TO RAISE MY HAND
I vaguely remember losing my underwear to 2 chicks in a bathroom. That drunk.
Just got back to the apartment. Why os there now 14 identical toothbrushes in the bathroom and only the two of us live here?
Randomize
