Dual....:-)
where are you?
in the room with the baby pig
k im coming soon
i have nine cents in my fucking bank account... not even a dime
you ran down to the water at 3am and rolled in the sand and ran around screaming that you were the corn dog monster.
the only thing coherent you said from what i saw of you is when you were throwing up, i asked if you were done and you just "uh huh you know what it is"
we went to the bar with our boss and you tried to play a song from the atm machine
I did the crab walk everywhere because I was drunk enough that it was easier than standing up.
I can dry shave vagina like a champ
I think I'm still a little drunk from Sunday Funday and I just changed for a date in my car. wish me luck.
i dont know whats weirder. that i told him he stabbed me in my dream or that he told me i wasnt the first girl to tell him theyve been killed by him in a dream
If you don't let me come over I'm gonna call you on speaker and you have to listen to her scream and moan too
Is using cherry lube as jam shameful or hilarious
He sends me pictures of his dogs and I send him my tits, it's a win win situation
I don't know where you went, but if you're anywhere near the liquor, pour me another drink
Been using bowl smoking as a method of time for so long I don't know how long it actually takes to get to work
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