whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
I just typed my entire senior project presentation on my blackberry,
so, the parking garage attendent caught us humping in the car. long story short, we have free parking whenever we want! take that abstinence.
Whatever, the fact of the matter is that I saved you from poorly planned outdoor sex by doing a rain dance and you should totally thank me.
Two words. Shotgunning Cognac.
This has already gotten way out of hand
Just found an "inspected with pride" sticker on or around my vagina
All I know is that I'm not gonna send out SOS messages via twitter for your rescue this time.
Dad says your scarf isnt fooling anyone and u look like a douchebag, its literally the perfect time to tell him your gay
Done deal I'm dying it right at this moment. I'll need a red Speedo and a half shirt that is extremely tight. Like nipple tight.
I asked him to explain what he meant by "hooking up" in paragraph form
You were drunk at 5 You went to the dining hall and cried because your brain and fingers weren't working. Your RA came up to you and suddenly you became sober. I was very proud of you.
fuck sobriety. I want to wake up tomorrow in a park or some shit.
I find nice boys who are in extremely long term relationships with nice girls, wait for them to break up, and sneak in for the rebound fucking.
You are like a terrifying jaguar of sex. Predatory.
I went up to u at the bar, you grabbed my face and said, "hey you're Juan right?"
I felt the need to set off fireworks in the living room while they were having sex upstairs. Yes, they quieted down.
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