he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
**i WaNt TO sLaP mY niECe wHO ThINks iT iS cUte tO WriTE LiKE tHiS**
man i wonder what i would be like if i had never started smoking weed
I'm just not sure how to initiate the "do you want to have sex with my boyfriend and I" conversation
i think he drugged the pie. i'll get back to you on that later.
his profile picture is him throwing up "#1" hands after his lax championship next to his coach that i fucked....embarrasing for him, yet ironically beautiful for me.
You would be married by May if you put half as much energy into getting straight guys as you do into getting gay guys
He was like a foghorn with a huge penis.
If he's dead I'm so gonna get the blame. I have his passport, keys and his tooth in my purse.
I shit myself. Legit. And I burnt my tongue. Unrelated incidents, but related in the sense of general discomfort.
I have a diplomatic trade for you. My pants for your rum. Tomorrow?
You drunk-dialed me and asked me to describe my burrito
All you need for a happy life is Jameson and slippers
he said "GREAT SCOTT" as he was cumming.
They should invent shampoo and conditioner for sex hair. I would buy all the travel size ones.
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