yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
i crushed up some extenze and put them in his protein powder - should make for an interesting gym experience
woke up this morning with pubes superglued to my face, not my pubes
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
The dry cleaners wouldn't even take our clothes. That's how bad of a night it was.
We were all definitely blackout with drunk goggles on, even though you and Amanda were the only ones dressed up as it.
the amount of chicks and firearms here is unnerving. this will end awesomely or at the morgue.
I think my body knows it's dying and is just shutting down
I just used my dick as to measure where my desk would go because I don't have a tape measure or a ruler.
I'll do my best. he just keeps yelling beer and doing dick helicopters
My mom just told me I look like darth vader. how's your night?
After 8 hours of circus trick sex, his parents are both hugging me and kissing me on the cheek asking when I'm coming back over. Score?
well, i found him passed out on a picnic table two miles away with a lit cig in his hand...he had a rough night
hey if my parents say thanks for the meatballs just go with it ill explain later
Santi's no longer allowed to buy booze in my lane. Last thing I need is a midlife crisis looking at his Id again.
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