Dude?? where did you go after Wildcats last night? Last I heard you went off with one of the girls we danced with?
Negative - This is his GF, Bobby is in Jail for a DUI. Thanks for the info.
We had sex on the first date...do you think he thinks I'm a whore?
Yes and so do I
and in the morning, while we were eating breakfast, she was all " i think someone sneezed into my shirt..." she'll never know.
You kept telling that ginger girl, "it's not your fault, it's not your fault, it's not your fault."
I cant talk about it right now or let you guess, but its something you and i would do. Kinda like that time we had the case of beer and went bowling
You hooked up with minors in a golf cart?
I fell asleep with my vibrator still in me. I am the Queen of Sad Masturbation.
As I was throwing up blood I assured concerned onlookers that I had simply "eaten a lot of ketchup today"
If I had pants on, you wouldn't be getting this text message
I've never been more scared for my virginity in my life. And I lost my virginity almost 6 years ago.
forgot to tell you your neighbor walked out of her house this morning just as I was leaving shirtless
Did i fall last night when u carried me home.
idk
OHHH yea you fell down the stairs face first
If my one night stand asked me to move in with him right after does it still count as a one nighter?
We keep making plans but he keeps getting arrested. Such a tease
She's not allowed to do acid anymore... she started crying because she thought she was an eagle.
Shhh embrace your inner whore. Just embrace it.
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