i don't plan on having that self control this summer
Hey its bob the builder. Where did you go?
Just gave advice in krystal burger while holding and pointing with a corona to a 3 year old, told her to enjoy her stroller time while it lasts. The mom pushed her away fast.
Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
ok, my life is complete.... the cops AND the paramedic just made a Mean Girls reference...
Random girl at this party just gave me a lap dance in a la-Z-boy. Night significantly improved.
just peed in rthe mens room but seranaeded them with adelle the whole timee so they didnt mind
well after pounding on the ceiling for 5 mins i just went up there to tell them to shut up.. 2 hours later i'm naked, high, lying on their kitchen floor. it escalated so quickly
Came so hard when I was riding him that I actually bit some of his chest hair off. He said I was the first girl ever to do THAT.
i found you in bed eating fish fillets dipped in chocolate pudding
he showed me his third nipple on the first date. I might have low to no standards, but my god.
I remember yelling at him telling him that the strippers were "nice people."
Hooked up with another cop last night. Think I am renaming my vagina "dispatch"
We keep making plans but he keeps getting arrested. Such a tease
I'm literally about to create a tinder account. Just so someone drives me to get food.
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