wake up i wanna do it froggy style
when did we get so old that our friends started having LEGITIMATE children?
Of course my walk of shame coincided with the alumni marathon on campus. But, I did get a thumbs up from the woman handing out water.
I'm not an expert but calling her the "hot lesbian" isn't going to coerce her into a 3some with you
Is it 3pm? Or am I losing my mind because it's pickled in vodka and diet coke?
I'm just sad for you. It sucks that the 17 douchebag asshole guys you're fucking can't morph into one nice, normal, non-alcoholic guy that has a drivers license and no criminal history.
Nothing says happy gameday like waking up in only an ACC Championship shirt in the qb's bed with a different football player
Dude, for twins they have shockingly different blowjob styles.
STOP FUCKING MY SISTERS!!!!
Lets get coked out and steal a parrot this summer
I can't even masturbate without crying fuck this break up
I'm fucking sick of guys. I think I'm going to date myself. No drama. And I know I'll always put out.
I still blew him because I won't let allergies keep me from doing what I want. But I almost suffocated like 10 times.
Mischief managed.
YOU ARE NOT A MARAUDER, WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO NOW?
last night I used snow as a chaser
You’re better off without him. Actually, he’s better off without you and that’s what really matters
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