first missing my period. then crying at the clinic... but why?
we had sex 3 months ago. you missed your period 2 weeks ago. but nice try.
We're pre-gaming then going to chuck e cheese's.
If you're joking I'm going to be sad
Please explain to me why I only attract Mormon guys. Just explain that to me.
I think it's God trying to counter your lustful nature. Imagine if Agnostics liked you. You'd never come out of your bedroom.
its like national bring your ginger to the pool day or something
I made two strippers play rock paper scissors to see who would give me a lap dance last night
I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE.
Hint of advice dont get with minor league baseball players, you can google their stats but not their stds.
I just can't have sex with a guy who has nicer eyebrows than me
How do you feel? I threw up in a towel. Also, a lot of other things.
Are you stuck outside of your house because you forgot to walk up stairs? Cuz I've been there.
ok I know you arent happy with the way we ended but paying someone to pass me an STD is TOTALLY FUCKED!!!
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
He said he's in to distance fucking. I thought he just mean long durations. We fucked on a towel all the way down his tile hallway accross his kitchen and into the living room
So now I have had sex with 2 people my son graduated high school with.
Wow I really just sharted up in this Kroger
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