How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
even after i explained my bobby knight costume the bartender still kicked me out for throwing the chair
omg my older sister has been googling "how do I know if I've had an orgasm?" and "bj tips". the family laptop is not meant for this...
the ex, the guy i cheated on the ex with and the rebound are about to form a beer pong team at my party. is it bad i feel accomplished my pussy brought their union together?
The only thing worse than listening to you two fuck all night was waking up and smelling bacon and there not being any left.
Lauren she was gnawing on a dresser. Gnawing. On. A. Dresser.
I should probably go to bed before I start to care about why I started drinking in the first place.
how exactly do you say, "i only agreed to meet you for breakfast because i thought we could go to your place and fuck afterwards."
Also my vagina isn't a crater of death where nothing comes out
But how will the next generation learn about life choices without a Jersery Shore?
As he was going down on me, I looked over his shoulder and said "ohh a Christian mingle commercial is on"
Also, totally got laid in my yellow rubber boots and it was awesome.
Somehow my family started talking about sex toys at breakfast.
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
The weirdest part of it all was wondering if I was going to take off his fanny pack or he was before we fucked
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