so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
just asked if they'd gift wrap go-go taquitos for you at 7-eleven
They thought "watering it down" meant adding more vodka
Just wanna let u know that we are almost on the pity blow job level of our friendship.
How is it that you get into at least one taco related fight a year?
you reached into a lemon drop to pull out a lemon of someone else's drink..
He was puking up tons. He aimed his face inside his coat. Not a drop in my car. Then he thanked me for the ride.
She licked EVERYTHING then yelled at me in Spanish. I just kept saying SI.
RE-DICK-YOU-LUSSSSS
That's me emphasizing the ridiculous
Things are very odd on my 29th hour of being awake. Thought there was a bird in my lecture hall and it was just a girl putting up her hair. What even
Everyone keeps telling me I look so healthy and happy today: the power of the penis people!!
Nobody likes ball hair. Not even gay dudes
Why were you twerking to, "The Wheels on the Bus"?
She caught me by google maps... Lets just say it wasnt her car in front of the house.
It's a shame I've been hooking up with him for 6 months and he still doesn't know my real name.
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