Just bought lingerie with the intention of wearing it as a shirt. It's going to be that kind of weekend.
How do you set tits on fire ? I swear her tits were on fire.
i want to find a way to basically assault his face with my vagina.
Well I disagree, 3 different men in my bed over my birthday was the perfect way to say goodbye to my childhood innocence
I gave his parents a candle as a thanks for letting me hang out there all the time. Which i guess is more accurately a thanks-for-letting-me-fuck-your-son candle
I'm just walking around Lowe's groping the carpets....
I hate him. I fucked every one of his friends AND his fat brother and he still won't break up with me.
Like I actually don't feel all that great but the fact that I'm not projectile vomiting at work makes life seem so magical
In other news, the one guy I DIDN'T have sex with in High School is now famous.
Knowing there are different types of spiders in different countries and regions makes me never want to travel.
It's just a friend who is recently single and I'm going to heal his broken heart with my vagina
I don't know what the hell I'm going to do with myself when this is all over. I'll probably just go back to smoking pot and trying to learn italian.
There are twenty eight units in that building. There has to be at least one heterosexual in it. You can't have fucked your way through all of it.
I'm the one who said we should take things slow. I'm also the one who forced him into the back on my car so we could have sex.
Okay so as of now, we may either be coming for one night, two nights, or not at all this weekend. It depends on Laura's toe and if I get my period. Will explain later
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