You were asking people if they could pee on you while you shotgunned beers
Yea...but the guy who is beating me has a ponytail. So actually, I'm the winner here.
I just followed a trail of feathers and glitter to class. Today better be fucking magical.
MCAT status: Day 64, no longer can remember what sex is like.
Still bad at ganbling. Still good at dringing.
It was an awkward 3some. I took her from behind while he just made out with her.
She needs to learn she only fits into our friendship as a DD.
hes either a crazy bad problem or a crazy good orgasm. I just can't decide which one.
Who the fuck was that guy he kept pulling his dick out walking up to people trying to hand it to people and saying go ahead open the door like it was a door knob
I took in his dog. My exboyfriend still calls me for 2 things, blow jobs and animal rescue. I need to end this cycle
Almost there.
define "almost". like I have enough time to watch a youtube video or oh shit, put on some goddamn pants because they're in the driveway.
I feel like a Europe failure cause I'm coming home from the club at 3:30 and so many people are just arriving... Wtf? 3:30am People! Drink earlier!
It's a Tuesday.
He fucked me in one of the back rooms at the club then gave me an altoid. I have mixed feelings about it still.
Please tell me why I’m standing naked in the kitchen drinking pickle juice out of the jar & there is a container of potatoe salad with no lid & a spoon in it on the floor 🤦♀️
You can make out without kissing
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