Our friend ended up naked, bleeding, requesting we throw a couch at him cause he was convinced he could block it
We did he did.
When I say naked, I mean penis exposed. Not in boxers
that shirt you're wearing that says "officially single" makes me think you'll be that way for a really long fucking time.
too bad they don't have a 'people you may be able to do' thing on facebook. it would save me a lot of fucking time.
my grandma just told me that size does matter, and don't let anyone tell you anything different.
I just realized this is gonna be the last time that I'm high in my childhood home. I'm kinda sad. I'm really high..
Given my current decline of critical thinking and capacity for speech it's probably best u call the cops
I didnt say frisky time, just alone time, to chat, or watch a show, or stare into one anothers eyes, or souls, or asses, whatever you straight people do
Nothing brings people closer than bonding over tequila shots and running from campus security.
i think i need to institute a "if your dick has been in my mouth this year i get a xmas present" policy
I'm seriously considering refraining from drinking on school nights.
I like how you say that with 4 school days left of the school year..
Is it weird that the best sex I've ever had was to Barbara Streisand's Christmas album?
I see your boobs were ready to greet the new year.
Currently looking up Winnie-the-Pooh porn.
I know you won't see this for awhile, but I had to tell somebody, and you're like the only person who won't judge me for having an accidental erotic encounter with General Tso's chicken.
It’s a 10 inch dick! Of course I’m getting a Brazilian
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