they need to just BURY HIM!
Yeah she is in it for the money, wait til she finds out i am broke and the sex doesnt get better
today's the one month anniversary of me not giving anyone head. can you tell me you're proud
it's sad that this is a milestone
According to the stories I've heard I decided I was a stuntman after my 6th shot of Jack
if your not going to answer your phone this is just going to be an embarrassment tomorrow
Her thighs are so strong. I thought my head was gonna get crushed when I was eating her out
She has puke in her hair, is missing a shoe and is now crying. People trust her to be their child's teacher
Well, they emptied out the keg by the third kegstand for America.
if Anne Taylor knew what she did in her clothes, she'd be banned from the store.
oh come on, it's the perfect length summer dress to blow a stranger in the bathroom in
I know, my friend Erin took me into the bathroom at work and poured pickle juice on me.
He said the pain stops when I get my shit together and stop being a drugged out alcoholic mess. Could have just said no.
Never in my life did I dream that I would meet and NFL linesman, let alone that he would be standing before me dressed as a Roman centurion and asking for Vaseline.
I really don't want to get drunk alone tonight. Like, I'll do it, but I won't enjoy it.
I successfully navigated a full, lengthy interaction with my dad in which he never asked me if I was freshly baked. 10 points.
Did I try to sell your body for chicken tenders last night?
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