'in an unhealthy relationship' should def be an fb option
She asked if you knew her boyfriend, and you responded that you "think you gave him head once" and then hiccupped.
I dunno. It's not as good as 'devourer of cocks' but I suppose few things are.
Night. I'll wake u up at 6 with the unfinnished vodka bottle so be prepared young grasshoper. U have much to learn.
I'm assuming the reason my elbow is so sore has something to do with all the broken shot glasses eh?
Yep
Beer acquired. Food is cooking
Wow, you are almost sliding into home plate for some stellar fellatio
Currently sitting in the movie theatre bathroom while she gives him a blowjob in the parking lot. Don't ever tell me I'm a bad friend.
Y'all best leave this "I can only have a couple drinks" shit at the door. U don't drive to Yukon to have a shot. I'm getting u fuckers drunk.
Omg. We have to workout today. I just looked at myself in the mirror and thanked a god I don't believe in for drunken boys and dark rooms.
You let someone poor beer into my mouth off of a balcony. Best friend test failed.
Haahahahahahhaaa
Should probably stop going into the gas station to look for the most normal person to hitch a ride with to drive me to a party
We had a quickie at work in the office. He walked out before me, and I fell asleep while waiting a few minutes to walk out. Yeah. He's got that change your life dick
Dude, exfoliate your balls. you'll thank me later.
I lost my wallet so I paid for my cab ride home with a sausage sandwich I found in my purse. Must have thought it was my wallet.
So, is Canada considered an excessive distance to go for a booty call? Asking for a friend...
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