It's fine actually... I'm pretty sure he had the crookedest weiner in the world anyway.
Like he had it hanging in the wind and you just decided, "nope, I don't think that one's for me." ????
God no! I could just feel it. His clock said it was 8:00 when, clearly, it should have been midnight.
He's telling me stories about how he made out with a 14 yr old when he was 22. I'm going home.
i just made a girl do the walk of shame. as a bumblebee. i love halloween.
How could you not be happy? Its like "and then I found 5 dollars" but "and then I found a handle of vodka"
I'm sorry you were dumb enough to get played by a male cheerleader
You insisted on going outside so you could "breathe real air".
dude she got out of bed and definitely took a shit then checked her stomach out in the mirror and whispered "well that probably took off five pounds"
I call it a party but only because that sounds better than 8 people getting drunk around a pool.
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
My serious response to your Cathy tattoo inquiry- Do you ever want to get laid by someone not wearing a Blossom style bucket hat? Tattoo accordingly.
I'm literally taking a shit naked holding a bottle of wine.
I have 3 bottles of vodka in my room telling me not to go to work tomorrow.
Tears For Fears is the only thing getting me through life at this moment.
I serenaded the cat in the hat for a few 90s songs but idk who he is
I kinda just want to steal him and keep him forever
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