Nice. Sry i missed. Also sorry that i pissed on my toothbrush last nite
Sink seemed easy target but balance was no good
When i tried to give you something that wasn't tequila...like water....you kept saying it was against your religion.
I've always been the spiritual type.
I'm just trying to think of how much money Little Debbie would make if pot was legalized.
Yeah got a self inflicted broken nose.
haha she has always seemed a little off. when i met her i was told she was the queen slut. and she had a crown on at the time. it seemed appropriate.
Are we doing anything tonight after class for Valentine's Day or just being lazy and having sex?
If you expect me to say anything other than 'lazy and sex' you're crazzzzy!
He showed up in booty shorts and no shirt and said dont laugh dont ask questions and give me a fucking final and no one in class said anything we just sat there speehless
If you say no to drinking on a Monday then I'm going to take you to the hospital for a MRI
Excuse me, but I got friendzoned and all I could think about was the fact that I didn't have my underwear back on yet.
When you pick me up at the airport, please have some sort of drugs on hand.
Thanks for fingering me to orgasm during Wu-Tang Clan
And it's settled. 10 months is the appropriate amount of time before having the dick pic discussion.
I couldn't break up with him while I was wearing a Hakuna Matata shirt.
If you had amazing eyebrows i'd have sex with them.
Watching porn.....Adele is playing in the background...so many emotions right now...so many.
Randomize
