Oh. They ARE dating. Kinda sad. Have such an urge to be a huge bitch and steal him but my morality is in the way. FUCK YOU MORALITY.
Getting 10 cents back for every can is really just encouraging alcoholism.
he told me he had a problem with me going both ways. like what the fuck. what guy says that to a girl? goodbye planned threesomes...
some people wear their heart on their sleeve but you just wear your vagina on your face.
Have you ever chased with pilaf before? Because dont.
I cant even remember his name or what he looked like. all I remember is what the tattoo on his forearm looked like.
well, he kindof looked like a walmart greeter. I tried to stop you
Pants-less sunday? Also I'm high and independence day is making me cry
im coming over
I'm stealing this baby.
Well I always support illegal activity but where would you put it?
In that state of mind I managed to bounce back from getting hit by a golf cart and convince an investigations officer that I was okay to go into the game.
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
I was looking for a pen and I stumbled upon my mom's vibrator. On a related note, yes I will be going out tonight.
I think it's getting serious, we started a jigsaw puzzle together.
He was cute in a Sketchy-trying-to-sell-you-a-vaccum-at-9-at-night kinda way.
Well, he pretended he was climbing me like he was a monkey and I was a tree during sex.
He sent me a text saying his breakfast today was leftover mead and some fruit salad
Randomize
