Just wanted to let you know that if you need my services as a male dancer for his birthday, let me kno so I can clear my schedule
I have a deodorant stick dedicated to my balls.
and then he said that the only reasonable explanation as to why I got swine flu was because all I ever do is join the bandwagon
so the time management class we had to take for work seems to be working. I just beat off instead of waiting for gf to get home bc it fit my schedule better.
He was trying to put his hand up my shirt but I remembered the coke was stashed in my bra so I moved his hand to my pants
you kept saying 'its nothing a six pack wont fix' as they loaded you into the ambulance.
stripped for him at 3am on my childhood playground and used the swing set as a pole.
In an m&m suit playing manhunt drunk. And you thought you werent guna have a good time
I was wasted and the time changed. I blame the male strippers.
Basically taped my dick down because it's too obvious in this costume...
You were hitting on girls while wearing the banana suit. When they rejected you you yelled "I gotta split anyway."
For a second I thought I had fallen asleep on the floor and freaked out. Then I thought somehow I was on drugs. This is my life.
A respectable fucking: good but like I don't want to get kicked out of my hotel room
For some reason drunk me always leaves sober me a banana in the morning.
In California. Through an entire game + OT. That’s a long time to have an octopus in your pants.
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