"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
I like the name aiden. he likes stella. I told him they're coming out of my vagina, and I will name them what I damn well please. Stella goes.
i will soon be in a relationship on fb
you!?
me and your mom. i mean, lisa.
finally cleaned my dorm for the first time all year. bleach is awesome.
did the walk of shame through a baseball field. .A little league game was going on. Proceeded to buy a hot dog at the concession stand. the looks were priceless.
So many stories. To uyou are sober. I heart you though. Jesus. Dirrty dancing jusyt came oine!!no. Lie.
just stole 2 cases of forties from some freshman in the woods by pretending to be a cop. that ten dollar spotlight is really turning a profit
No fireworks. Throwing the old microwave off the deck.
we are out of drugs. and patience. please bring former.
Yeah I figured you were blackout when you were Shakira dancing on the floor.
when you're a senior and the freshman guy you wake up next to asks who you are, you DO NOT give him your real name.
Seriously??? You send me boob shots with your husband and kids in them???
You knocked on your freshman year room door, told the kids who opened it "I own you", and attempted to force-feed them everclear.
I yelled "NO FLEX ZONE!!!" at the guy that thinks it's cool to take off his shirt at the party then proceeded to puking
I hope you have your own chainsaw cause I didn’t buy one for you. It was a gross oversight on my part
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