If I remember taking any of my finals after tomorrow night, it will not have been a successful night.
Having him eat chocolate out of you is not as romantic as it sounds. I'm still finding pieces.
How can people commit suicide when things like bagels exist
This morning my doorman told me it was an accomplishment for me to be standing and conscious after last night.
sorry we overslept. have a good day at work. p.s. thanks for making it feel like my vagina got hit by a train.
Single handedly the worst sex I've ever had just went down. Its like we both laid there after word-less thinking about the other " could they be any worse in bed" ?
They thought I was the paid stripper pretty much, and a lady tried to set me up with her nephew and then wanted to get my number for lesbian daughter... A typical night for me
There is nothing more embarrassing than your birth control alarm going off while in a meeting with your boss and they tell you to take it.
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
I. recorded a message of me yelling at myself to "get up out of that bed" and set it an alarm. REALLY loud
last night we were hooking up when all the sudden he just murmured "mm blonde". i don't know what to think about this situation.
P.S. If you wake up before noon it still counts as morning sex
I definitely fucked a Trump supporter last night but I wouldn't let him fully admit it because then I would've had to leave and his cock and abs were too perfect
I need a significant other who'll eat Skittles from my boobs
It's like the perfect sandwich, once you find it you want to ensure your future access to it.
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