So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
I told my boyfriend my favorite food was strawberry poptarts, now my email inbox is getting spammed with nude pics of him with his dick in a poptart box..
drunken yoga. on the beach. senior week. you have been chosen <3
i'm about to say screw it and get drunk in the hotel by myself
It's 2 pm, at least sit by the pool...
Yes and yes. Got taken to a Florida strip club. I desperately want to flood my eyes and ears with hand sanitizer right now.
FULL ON LADY WOOD. YOU CAN SEE THE VEIN
gorilla chasing a banana on crotch rockets. Halloween is getting way too real
I woke up in my living room, on the floor, wearing nothing but a fur coat?
I just wanna say I did some math and I lasted 1,052,000 more minutes than you at the bar before I got kicked out. That's 729 days. Bitch
Had sex with one of the guys from Ireland. Celebrating st pattys early.
He is sitting on the foor in the soup aisle saying "to each their own soup"
He shattered his pelvis base jumping so his dicks out of commission for 4 months. Your up, second string.
we're so committed to being not committed
My dad accidentally texted me asking if I had weed...
Maybe you should say yes, and you guys can like bond or something...
I forget, are we banging TA’s for grades this semester or not?
Depends on how cute he is
Randomize
