I just remembered before I gave him head I couldn't find a hair tie and he offered to hold my hair up. Maybe we were wrong.. Maybe he does have a heart.
she was throwing up and singing "I HAD a feeling that tonight was going to be a good good night." And yeah she was still in her dress.
I had some like war flashbacks of giving someone a handjob and i was trying to figure out who it was.
I just spent 30 minutes cleaning out my coleman grill. Did you really have to have grilled yogurt?
So my birthday was awesome. Only remember 45 min of it but I woke up with a girl on the couch and a half bowl of ground beef
Amazing. Super drunk. We stole a street sign in a golf cart and went around jousting trash cans all night.
Hope your thanksgiving is a complete blowjob festival.
Any time you can't remember a night, and you wake up in a sorority house, it's fucking worth it.
Wrapped in a blanket, just ate a whole party pizza. All my dreams are coming true and you don't even care.
So here's a brief summary of my weekend: last night I drank four glasses of Death Punch, grabbed the toaster, said "This is mine", put it in my pants and walked out the front door.
I puked into my skirt and then had to carry it to the bathroom and dump it out, Lmfao and it was like 2pm
For reals. He's my age and he still hangs out at his frat house & gets hammered every weekend. Idk if I'm jealous of him or if I pity him
I woke up in a beaver hat and contruction vest.. I need answers.
is it still considered wake n bake if you wake up at 2 pm?
I walked into your room and you were wearing party beads, a foam finger, and reading the dictionary. Good night?
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