sometimes i wonder what i would do without sheltered catholic girls w/ overprotective parents
never have sex?
her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
You text me last night that you invented a new food. Cheese-less grilled cheese. Congrats, you made toast.
It's hard to be a gentleman when a girl pauses her karaoke version of "a whole new world," and proceeds to tell the entire bar that she wants your cock in her mouth.
do you know how hard it is to bring up the "what do I do if you conk out while we're fucking" conversation while maintaining the dignity of.the narcaleptic girl you just met?
I don't even know man. I was to busy having beer showered on me and grabbing some balls
The shit I just took was four, very distinct colors. Jager night was a success
My mouth taste like pussy and my dad noticed. Hahahaha
Currently at a fetish club with a set of swings (don't ask). Having flashbacks to the park by my house
I just made a flawless coverstory for why I dont have my car and why I left the party on foot. #adultererskills
I changed his contact info to "NO" and a picture of satan
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
i sent him a picture of his friend's dick and told him he should really stop thinking he's my only option.
So he has moved up to a stage 5 clinger...Surprised he didn't try to lure you into bed with tacos, like he did last time
Yeah... akward. I don't want a round 2
So this ukranian guy got angry and took his clothes off. Now he has my credit card and I can't find my keys.
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