false alarm. still invincible.
so after he got his stomach pumped, he asked for a smoking room.
i think at one point throughout the night i began eating birthday cake with a q-tip.
My cardio has turned into running out of the cold from bar to bar.
i kind of just want to tell my cleaning lady I'm an alcoholic so it's not awkward when I stumble out of my room to go sit in my car for 2 hours and wait for her to finish cleaning the several empty bottles of wine in my room
wait one more day. tuesday is my official "i hit on you and/or we hooked up this weekend" friend request day.
Let's go one conversation without mentioning cats or alcohol someday.
I'm cutting her off I can't have my good name soiled with these kinds of shenanigans
Shit is preposterous
So, left this guys house wearing a #1 Grandpa shirt and I think this is the best sex score I've ever had.
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
I'm hosting my annual valentine's day party tomorrow with every hookup I've ever had. thoughts on how it will turn out ??
His sister hates me so I took his virginity on her bed
"You can have sex in my class, just stay quiet. I don't like noise." My professor... Shall make for an interesting semester.
I just tried to lit a bowl with my chapstick.
I was looking at your nipple and it made me think of you
Well I hope so...
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