You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
yeah bitch needs to recognize there's only one person with this face
At one point I was double fisting both beer & ice cream. I love public events in this town.
its all coming back to me in waves....waves of humiliation and nausea.
If I EVER wake up with two black eyes again you better come up with a better story than trying to see how many punches I could take.
i sent you a picture of beads you send me a picture of boobs how hard is this to understand
I know this is really fun but I don't wanna glow anymore
I WAS a history major. I also WAS a functioning human being. Fuck gin.
He must have found my secret supply of blow and took a bump before we left the house. Rude.
He could of at least asked
Turns out I hooked up with a chick who has lupus. I don't know if that's a bucket list thing or not, but it's now on mine. Check.
Omg. I'm making you a chocolate and "herb" birthday cake and using joints for candles. I'm gunna need moms help with this!
I have nothing to say other than the obvious 'we probably shouldn't have done that' and the less obvious 'i think you bruised my labia major' ...?
She's currently doing somersaults across the kitchen floor without underwear on. We may not make it to the bar.
I drank beer out of a Frisbee and it was all downhill from there...
LOOK AT HOW SMOOTH THIS BITCH IS
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