you should wait a day or two to break up with your girlfriend
why?
so we can have sex in the meantime. It adds a little excitement.
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
the weed was in a baggy that had little penguins on it. i am so excited you have no idea
It's like I paid NJ Transit $33 to suck his dick and go home. Fuck that.
On the bright side, nobody died. Please bring me back my left shoe. I have work in an hour.
come over, blizzard of oz party. dress up.
haha the sad thing is i can't decide whats worse. the fact that you're drunk judging a science fair or the fact that i'm really proud of you for it.
By the time the opening band finished, she was already slurring, coming on to the gay couple next to us, and waving her panties in the air.
Seriously? We dated for 2 weeks. TWO. And I've crushed his soul and put out the light in his dark world? What the actual fuck.
Yeah, well. That's what you get for dating a musician.
His legs actually look hot in that dress. He might even make a better girl than Josh
I'm sitting at dinner with my family looking over sexts. The thirst is far too real. They're talking about retail and I'm like haha, yes, you are all correct.
He had all the grace of a fucking hippo and the emotional control of a five year old
bullshit you weren't drunk, you pointed at me and said my cigarette was empty
Not really how I planned to achieve immortality, but I'll take it.
I've amended my previous statement: I'm not allowed to put in my two weeks till I ask out the waitress. Now I have motivation on two levels
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