U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
my dad brought home flowers.. so i started talking to them
So we went to home depot to buy supplies to build a beer bong but ended up buying an office water cooler that were going to put vodka in
I'm buying eyelash glue, salt, and limes. We know how tonight is ending.
We welcome drunken adversity.
With open legs.
She was humming during sex. After I asked her why, she said it was her sex theme music
You were so drunk you decided to go out of the car window instead of using the door, once you realized what you had just done you said fuck it and went back in through the window
so hungover. i just puked at the sight of the beer emoticon you sent me.
He looked at me like he knew me, and I looked at him like I had seen his penis before.
Let us bow our heads and pray that I don't throw up in the tub
Normally, it will inspire me to work. Today, it's inspiring me to masturbate.
Was I drunk or did Alex not show up with 100 rainbow Jell-O shots?
So apparently dinosaur erotica does, in fact, exist.
I would be down to associate sex w taco bell
All I ever wanted was my bed, Tylenol, and total darkness. Instead I had a pervert with porno posters who blares german rock calling me tootsie pop. How was your saturday night?
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