She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
he was sending me dirty texts but i was watchin nickeloden and couldnt get into it
im ashamed your my cousin
I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
how should i feel about a person who brings a box of eggo waffles on the plane as a carry on?
You may have noticed the broken smoke detector and melted carpet. We may have accidentally lit a ping pong ball on fire...I'm sorry, but we did our best.
All the girls at the party had American flag thongs on... Pretty impressed with coordination seeing as how impromptu this event was
I just had to remind myself that I'm visible in real life. Sitting in the car in a parking lot, and almost took my shirt off because the tag is itchy and I wanted it off... and you know I don't wear bras...
Did you just send me an ass picture with a quote from the lion king?
What are you gonna do about it?
you told the police officer you wanted to be just like her one day but not a lesbian
Maybe he injected his testicle?
I mean I just feel if I'm not being fat and lazy then I'm not really being myself
Nothing says I'm committed to you for all eternity like letting him wear crocs to the wedding
Well, if you're anything like me you'll get a lot of ass when you turn 30, so that's a plus
Nothing like being naked and confused and clutching a scented candle...at least I woke up in my own bed though.
I woke up this morning to find my closet lacking 98% of my clothes and a text from my male roommate saying your dresses squeeze my genitals
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