Remember, sex is not sex til both people cross the finish line. Until then, it is just a favor.
he wanted me to put the condom on for him. I was high and couldn't figure it out.. so instead we played xbox.
This is one of those situations that make me think to myself "what life decision did I make to get here"
Pretty much knew it was gonna be awful when the extra condoms she had from her ex were entirely too big for my dick
Woke up un the hot tuv. Climbed out fo the hot tub and fell asleeo. Woke ip again in the hot tub.
He just called me juicy booty via text message.
Just fucking put out. It'll be a good lay, promise. Stop being a prude. Damn it. A boy is trying to put his penis in you. APPRECIATE IT.
Is there really anything more beautiful than opening a fresh box of wine on a Friday afternoon?
We got a kitchen table so we would eat together more. So far we've played drunken monopoly and had sex on it.
A guy was over-the-skirt fingering me on the dance floor and I stopped him to sensually rap in his ear. So that was my Halloweekend
I left the office with a vacuum, 2 condoms and 300 dollars cash money. Tell me I don't have the most versatile job on the planet.
The end of the friendship was inevitable. I hooked up with her cousin and forgot to mention it to her
He put your tit in his mouth. Professionalism is out the window after that.
okay valid
I woke up with pitch black feet and crushed doritos around my mouth. That's how I determined how my night went
Be there in 6 mins I’m smell like fireball. and strippers and need to use your showers before go home
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