I know they r crazy. However porn on a big screen is an easy commitment. They come with mute, stop, fast fwd and replay buttons. if only all women came that way...
she looked like the before picture.
I'm hiding behind a bush in mens clothing next to a ducks crossing sign. There are joggers. Please hurry.
he asked me to smell his eyeballs.
After i black out, be a good friend and point me to the direction of a girl with daddy issues, any girl would do just fine
I want to break his glasses with my pelvis.
Just spent the equivalent of my life savings in the liquor store. This is going to be a good weekend
seriously they are like going to hulk burst through. There are perks and downfalls to having big boobs
Blood everywhere...karaoke was nice
We just catapulted a jelly bean off of his hard dick into his mouth.......Happy Easter!
I can't give advice right now, I have a yeast infection.
Fuck it, i havent messed around in half a year. I have sexual tension with a fire hydrant.
No, Ethan, handcuffs and friendship bracelets are not "basically" the same thing.
april was a good month for me, sexually...doubled my number, had a threesome, fucked a girl for the first time and two different boys in one night. there should be a medal
It’s amazing such a big dick belongs to such a boring guy
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