How's work?
Spinning.
Your "OraGel will numb anything" theory was the worst thing I ever believed in.
Don't worry I drank 7 more beers & brought home a guy that bit me at the bar.
seriously when did my vagina become a soup kitchen for the poor
You'll have to pretend I'm texting you with buddychecks.
Like the Jimeny Cricket of cockblocks.
You're like the Mr. T of my A-team, only less gold jewelry and more pitying of fools.
That's the nicest thing anyone has said to me all day.
He told me he doesn't want to fuck anymore because he needs to focus on school. Either he grew a vagina or he's secretly gay, it has to be one of the two.
Go big or go home. Or get a live in house boy you met 7 years ago and feel like you have unfullfilled potential. You know, the usual
I tore the muscle in my left calf at the gym and still spent all evening in heels. UNSTOPPABLE!
I found the guy I hooked up with last night on Wikipedia, at least now I know how old he is.
Most of my life can be described like an HBO prison drama.
So I totally had sex In a teepee last night at that wedding reception.
He kept referring to my giving him head as a new level in our relationship and acting sentimental
You gave him a bj, not a kidney
He's literally cuddling with the washer and dryer.
I just revenge puked in his shoes. This is gonna be a fun night :)
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