I'm youtube-ing children's choirs. Am I adorable? Or am I a child predator?
Predator. Straight up.
I mean come on, he's the best quarterback in the state and doesn't even know how to put on condom
how did the keg end up in the top bunk?
She counted 5,6,7,8 then intentionally kneed herself in the eye numerous times.
Twas the night before the bachelor party, and all thru the house...not a creature was stirring, not even a stripper?...
Seriously your house is like the underground railroad for unwanted gay kids
My legs r really sober for running now
I don't think that's how sobriety works.
whatever bro. i had ice cream and whiskey for breakfast and its noon. this is the second worst christmas ever.
Meh, all I have to do tomorrow is proctor an AP test. No loud noises and no physical activity allowed for almost 4 hours. Sounds like the perfect recovery period for a hangover.
I told my parents how nice the girl at the frogurt store was. I neglected to mention that I nearly lost my virginity to her via foursome.
He's going to be in the air guitar championships in june. Need I say more.
I don't think we should let her have pot anymore. She ate an entire package of bacon half-cooked and screamed that it was al-dente.
Let's not forget that we had sex on the ground in public tonight.
I’ve got a lot of questions but the first one has to be where you got the flame thrower.
Apparently when you start crushing adderall and blending them into your margaritas calling them blenderalls you have "a problem" WTF
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