I then asked the hardee's employee: mam, do you mind if i pay 75 cents in cash and then put the 1.13 on my debit card.
i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
I'm 90% sure a girl here is wearing a bra strap as a headband.
My sink just fell out of the wall. I can't deal with this right now
Did I ever tell u about how my buddy fucked peter coors's daughter and made a tshirt that said I TAPPED THE ROCKIES with her picture on it?
I don't care how old I am, if it's your 21st birthday I'm going to make out with you.
We tried to make a sex tape, but we were hammered and she forgot to take the cap off the camera. Somebody starts snoring 10 minutes in.
Is it worth it to drive to a zoo with a high possibility of sex at said zoo?
We are going to need a water proof camera with a flash....exit routes....lots of booze.....and a tutu for good measure
Correct me if I'm wrong, but did you let me pee in the grass while barking? And also, how many of you have videos?
I learned so much about myself in that shower.
I've got the dick your vagina needs, but not the one it deserves right now.
it's gotten to the point where I just look in my closet, think, "which article of clothing behaves most like a towel?" and then just go with that
I'm not fucking any of these fools. But if they want to buy me Olive Garden, that's their business.
where are you guys?
stoned at his house watching water boil
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