okay pat passed out under dana's car
So bad night, ended up beating off to porn and eating Keebler elf cookies.... at the same time :-(
We were making out in the bushes when some dude comes and starts peeing beside us.
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
I just had a librarian tell me that "wikipedia is like sex"
When he expanded on the analogy it actually made sense. "you're going to do it either way, so I'm just going to tell you how to do it safely."
For some reason I have a hard time believing getting drunk and recreating a movie about singing transvestites is ever very far from a situation you're in.
Doing lines and watching a show on hot dogs around the world ... Why do I do this to myself
Fuck morning classes and our weekday drinking habits.
I get that he's ugly and I deserve better but I will still beat up the girls he hangs out with.
He's moaning and crying and coughing up something audibly liquid. I can't live in this house any more.
He looked like he was trying to woo a lady version of himself by playing goblin music on his guitar.
Just broke my collar bone. May not make it to the party.
I just almost said to a customer "P as in Pussy"
the cashier at the gas station pulled a twig out of my hair and told me I should probably wash it before work....it was kinda sweet.
She said to call her, so I called her. Her boyfriend answered and traced the fucking call. I could litterally hear him yell because it turns out he lives in 4d
Don't you live in 4c?
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