Gettin pulled over, can you watch my dog and pay the bils for a while?
No more parties with babies... I can't do that again.
why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
I peed while puking? Even better
Yes you most deff did. Ultimate multi tasker you are
And Anthony pissed on himself at the strip club
I woke up to 30 angry texts and her Chihuahua in my room. Can you drop him off for me?
My sole motivation for showering this morning was to masturbate. Something is wrong here...
I just realized I have yet to puke in your new apartment. Clearly we're doing something wrong. On my way over with Cuervo as I type.
You almost set me on fire last night.
You probably deserved it.
Btw. Being a stripper for a week without anyone knowing to pay off my school loan is no longer in my agenda.
He said that he had extra crunchy taquitos and wanted to go down on me.. I mean how could I say no?
At least I got steroids and a baguette out of the deal
I'm out of breath and my thighs burn but at least it's over.
I woke up naked next to my hot manager. Left before she woke up, and worked an entire shift with her. She has no idea.
He was eating me out on a picnic table on the frame lake trail and right after I came, a group of hikers walked around the corner. Stood up just in time
And this is one of the many reasons why you need a car.
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