after everytime she pucked, she insisted on us all giving her high fives
i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
After 10 years all I have gotten is one bra pic, at this point I should be able to draw your cervix from memory
Lost another pound. Switching from beer to hard liquor did this body good.
I would literally rather jam a rusty rail road spike into my cock than be here right now. The whore showed up and now I might smash my iPhone into my face repeatedly until I'm no longer consisting of any sort of life.
you should be careful. everyone knows your chances of pregnancy increase by 100 percent when youre the daughter of a religious figure
I got woken up by a construction worker, turns out I was laying in a hallway, naked and wrapped in a matress pad. To answer your question no, I did not study for this test I got David Hasselhoff drunk
My chest smells like french fries. Get at me attractive men.
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
Put an egg in my coffee filter this morning. I think I am still drunk.
The only rule I'm making for myself tonight is to not drink out of the sink at the bar.
Are you ok?
They gave me a cat until I fall asleep. His name is fluffy because he's fluffy.
Vodka, rum, moonshine, I don't care, just bring like 5gallons.
I am now banned from the bar... Because you got head from my ex in the woman's restroom
I would climb him like a jungle gym. Enthusiastically and creatively.
Randomize
