Me too ba-by. I wanna bite your ear lobes they are so fat.
Okay, I have a threesome with foreigners and suddenly I'm a man-whore
Why didn't you tell me that Dad was a registered sex offender?
We were going to tell you eventually, how'd you find out?
Our school resource officer showed us how to use Family Watchdog and pulled up his picture.
Either he masturbated at the end of the bed or she gave him a bj. Either way my bed was shaking and I was uninvolved.
When it gets to the point that I'm more comfortable being naked at his house than my own, it's time to readdress the fuckbuddyship.
I just found the gloves and lightbulb I stole. Did you pee on a ATM inside a bank?
James this is colleen. This is my new number. You just texted my grandma about getting cockblocked. Congratulations.
If I have to strap one on and give it to you good, you will not die revirginated. That's friendship.
His legs actually look hot in that dress. He might even make a better girl than Josh
The paramedics were not my fault this time.
Now theyre filling the kiddie pool water with boxes and boxes of jello powder and im not sure if thats a sign i should leave or what
sidebar: i fucked your brother last night
I sleep better at night when I win things. I never really weep for others.
Someone keeps hanging up bible verse posters in the bathroom stall I masturbate in at work.
just learned i can hear my fish chewing his food WHILE HES IN HIS BOWL. im going to have to call you back.
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