he's the Salvador Dali of pubic shaving
one word: firstdatebathroomanal
Dear tim. Christina farted and it smells like kid roses.
Omg. Get me out of here. Someone is playing michelle branch.
i just stepped in cum. i hate you.
Thats what happens when you don't swallow.
i want to major in coloring with an emphasis on crayons.
so finals studying is going well?
If I wanted to fuck someone, I'd go for John. I'm meeting Bryan cuz I wanna get to know him better. And eventually fuck him. But not this Tuesday.
I was really disturbed by what initially appeared to be a dismembered head sitting beside you. Then I realized you were laying on her body.
I told him I had AIDS after he bit me. His dad cried. I think I just ruined the little guy's 3rd birthday, but he had in coming.
Those titties aren't worth a lifetime of listening to her talk about gluten free yams and japanese manga.
DONT EVER DUNK OREOS INTO WINE . NEVER
ders ninda duuude pooring goden shots ov glory. I see em an i dont but there hear.
are you attempting voice recognition while drunk again?
I had fresh baked oatmeal cookies, tacos AND was on deck to give a stellar blow job. You'd think that'd be a win/win/win situation.
I found half a candy bar in my bra today... Melted to my nipple. What a mess. It was still good though.
Naptime over. I've got fresh contacts and tequila. RAAAAAAGE!
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