Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
...she just doesn't genetically have the things I want my kids to have.
counting down the days left of school on my birth control packet.
I'm wayyy too drunk to be in a parade right now
I mean, I know they're ugly, but I cant turn down a birthday threesome.
If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
I watched you fall asleep, sitting up, eating a cinnamon roll. You proceeded to wake up...smile at your cinnamon roll, ask it how it got into your hand and then began eating it again. You asked me if you were ridiculous last night, define ridiculous.
i don't know why he's complaining, i'm the one with four hickeys on my ass.
We are in Florida for 3 days. The people in charge of shit brought: a waffle maker, a cheese grater and a SEWING MACHINE
AND NO VODKA
He yelled "Go Ducks" while he came
the bartender knew what was up when i took a sip of my drink, gagged and asked her to water down my water
He smoked and I was tired so left before we did anything. I literally left him high and dry.
Have you ever wondered if we are just made up characters in someone's head? You'll have to forgive me right now I think I have 7 thumbs
I just woke up and my ass is covered in honey and my eye brows are shaved off.
I am in the parking lot of CVS in Auburn. I think a truck full of Plan B and regret just arrived.
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