my boyfriend just said he'd go down on me if I gave him my password to facebook
he was fingering me to the beat of a lady gaga song. new high? new low? i don know, but i came, so whatever.
Brandon just fucked that chick! I tried to warn him but T9 said she had "puppy roses" instead of "pussy sores"
i just sent this text using only my big toe
i just made my gag reflex go away.
I just got fire extinguished by his roommate while we were having sex. That's just taking cock blocking to a whole new level.
She literally thanked me for asking before I put in her ass
Bookstore boy and I went out, he came back here and I tried to fool around and he respects me too much blah blah I'm a predator.
The bartender gave me the kids toys. Paddle ball & a gecko.
Just met another girl you fucked but this time in seattle. Your cock gets almost as much mileage as jet blue. Anaheim and seattle both say hi, figured you don't remember their names.
I NEVER left your party last night of anyone asks.
Yeah, I didn't wake up handcuffed to my bed either.
I drank toilet water last night, I can't answer you because my phone is in rice.
Neighbour is sobbing. Difficult to masturbate.
Of course I'm using oj as a mixer, its flu season.
Going back to our hometown to help Gramma move. Thinking we should see if we can fuck on the desk of the homophobic coach who first introduced us while in town.
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