Just found my girlfriend's stash of animated Japanese porn
And to think, I actually considered breaking up with her
is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
I can't believe you blew on her face.
I feel that every long term relationship needs at least one big,load delivered straight between the eyes.
Would it be too much if i wore depends to new moon so i dont miss any of it?
Gay walks of shame are so much more Amy Winehouse than straight girls
They evidently had to pull his penis out of me while we were passed out on the floor.
I just used FaceTime as a look out while I got a blowjob in the library
We should go, because after those margaritas time is running out on my sobriety clock.
YOU DON'T JUST GET TO CALL AND SAY YOU MIGHT BE DEAD, THEN NOT ANSWER!
i don't find him as attractive when he's dressed as himself...bring back Indiana jones and I would so fuck him again
Can I put tequila in the fish bowl? I think he wants to party too
People trash cargo shorts, but I'm like, sorry I had room for beers and you didn't.
the hot lifeguard just pulled a McDonald's cheeseburger out of her fanny pack.
hooked up with him and then had a conversation with his ex about how we hate people who hook up with our exs...
How many gummy vitamins can I eat before I die
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