that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
the next time i see a chick with leggings under her jean skirt...i'm gona beat her ass with a fashion magazine...
We had a long talk in which he told me he respects me more than any other girl. 30 minutes later, I got a facial.
I don't have any food so I made a martini so I could eat the olives. Don't tell me I can't think outside the box.
this is the second time this week i got a blowjob from a crying girl.
do not give him the "i just had sex cake" i repeat DO NOT give him the cake. things didn't go well
We found him sitting in a beach chair in the basement storage room passed out. Idk if we should move him or pass the bowl around.
I may have just unintentionally roofied a man in a wheelchair
don't you dare blame getting arrested on me. you sugested we play the penis game and we all know I'm a strong competitor
omg he is no good in bed, bless his little heart and his big dick
Random question: Have you ever woken up and were suprised to not have a penis?
Who's the easier target... Bandages on the knees, tramp stamp, or bra showing? Not in the mood to work for it tonight.
Not sure when or why this happened but I just stopped giving a shit about everything
Well I may have gotten laid but I over drafted buying pizza so I think that negates everything
Fuck you guys, I'm trying to nurse my hangover and eat my chicken tenders in peace.
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