there are some really hot girls on the bus. i want to lips them
Who haven't you slept with?
No one comes to mind.
obviously he has no clue about college dating. it goes drunken sex then the 1st date
New high score, I made the stripper choke me while I was getting a lap dance last night
I'm worried my skin won't stretch enough to handle this boner. Then what?
I'm rearranging all my life goals to become a billionaire by 28 and batman by 30. Not kidding.
At the ER, will you come pick me up... Had an allergic reaction, wanted to see if I could eat a peanut without dying... Do you how bad this is evolutionary, I would have died back in the days of survival of the fitest by now
On a scale of one to liver failure, how bad would it be if I played thunderstruck alone?
My alarm went off and I went straight for your dick. That's dedication.
I've been to his house multiple times since that night and I STILL can't find my bra. And he says the hot tub ate my thong.
Question. There's no better feeling than clean shaven balls. Do girls get that too?
Ps he swallowed my earring last night so yeah
there is a tent in the living room. its a vip tent room. i want in.
My last memory of last night was being in a laundry room doing blow and admiring a washer and dryer... I think that's the earmark of old age
I know you told me I shouldn't go see him...that's why I'm texting you letting you know I made it home safe from his house this morning
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