my mouth tastes like poor choices
what do you think about when you wanna get rid of a boner?
dying kittens.
These 3 days between Christmas and new years when all the bosses are on vacation are essentially a competition to see who can do the least amount of work
hey you sure the big one didn't have a penis she left the seat up
I'm shutting down my vagina temporarily...it's like the last two weeks were a going out of business sale...and now it needs a break...
I watched her follow him out of the bar, chase him around the corner and literally throat punch him. It was awesome.
Make way for the handjob queen! She will grab what she wants, when she wants, and from whomever she wants.
I am sufficiently unimpressed with the options available to my freshly shaved self tonight.
I offered to lick your vagina while wearing a suit... Pretty sure chivalry is well alive.
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
In my defense, there are at least three ways to die doing that, and I'm still here. America, Fuck Yeah!
are you really asking me this. do you KNOW how many times i masturbate in a day? yeah. wrong person to ask about romance.
I made him fuck me while wearing a Thor helmat from Walmart. Geek sex is the best sex
I haven't felt more like a college student than when I woke up this morning naked with my sociology textbook in front of me and my bong in my left hand.
APPARENTLY I MISSED SOMEONE SWALLOWING A WHOLE BAG OF METH WHILE I WAS ON BREAK.
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