so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
the cool security guard showed me the video clip of how i sat criss-cross-applesauce on the elevator for 20 minutes last night
I dont think he stole the pillow. I mean if he wanted a souvenir, my thong was on the nightstand.
The last thing I remember is him grabbing my ass and telling me he knew where the jello shots were, so I followed him.
I'm lying topless with an eye infection at the foot of my bed with a dog between my legs. With disney in the background. Its one of those 3 am moments
I'm going to pound you from behind over a table at the bar while I pull your hair and call you a whore...please pass along that message to Rob
I went to the bathroom, came back, and my friend was sleeping leaning up against the stripper pole.
Well, we could've been at the bar taking a shot everytime my rash spread. But Noooooo. You had to go out with your non- girlfriend. Lame.
C'mon. I'm still an alcoholic at heart, regardless of its broken or not
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
I just had to take my laptop away from him because he was on Amazon and had 20 Seahawks garden gnomes in his cart.
I'm pretty sure I said "this might be the last time I'm in here" but then I took his pants off so that's a mixed message
I may or have may not just taken a swig out of a jar of alfedo sauce in my fridge. Dont judge me
I'm not gonna get my cat high anymore because what if he has a heart attack. I don't want to be responsible for that shit
Like we were literally doing coke off his insulin pump
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