he just kept saying that he had liquor dick..then he tried to fuck me without removing his pants.
He gave a passionate hug to every tree on the way to my car.
You Were screaming "Im trying to get it in" and "stop cock blocking" while i threw you in the car
THEY WONT LEYT ME IN AND I REALLY NEED SOME FRUIT
want to meet me after class and possibly get arrested for indecent exposure?
You owe me new eyes. The ones I have are burned with your balls into the back of my eyes. And every time I close them, your balls are right there...
YOU COME FROM SAD WHALE FAMILY, DEEP IN OCEAN!
Remind me to tell you a really funny story about me and arson.
C'mon. I'm still an alcoholic at heart, regardless of its broken or not
his first fb message to me in 3 years was "is your cock open for business?" im blocking him
CRAIGSLIST IS NOT THE ANSWER
IM LONELY AND HORNY
He gave me an orgasim so fantastic that I had an asthma attack.
It's almost 5am and all I can keep thinking is IT'S WHISKEY TIME!!
Whatever douche. I sucked the dick that made you. I. Win.
Nothing says I'm doing some sketchy shit like coming out of your bedroom with your underwear inside out
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