i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
I was found on the hood of someone elses car... Who would've thought there were 2 white nissans?
Um don't talk to me about fat. I just used my chip bag to cover up all my candy wrappers in the garbage.
never trust anyone who drives a pt cruiser.... write that down
We have sex, then he cooks. It's like a fantasy.
dude. she was texting with her nipple. I love touch screen phones!
I traded my shirt for vodka. I wonder if my parents can pinpoint where they went wrong raising me.
I don't care what we do tonight, as long as it makes me forget that my boyfriend just told me he likes taking it up the ass from big guys dressed as construction workers
You picked a jagger girl up claimed her then walked out the door with her that was the last we saw of you
Oh god. Just tried to hail a pizza delivery car. Awkward.
International sake day = success
You got me 4 pizzas and i just saw this. I'm too drunk for this shit. I just yelled "4 pizzas holy shit!" At the pizza dude
I didn't want sex last night, but she charmed my dick out of my pants like a snake charmer.
Fireball goes down like mother's milk. Btw your housemate is naked
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