We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
She wrote me a poem titled "Penis Flower" and it wasnt a joke
It's been five and a half years since she and my brother stopped dating. I feel like that's a long enough grace period. Going for it.
And it was confirmed to me that I did in fact cut my girlfriend out of her dress with my sword.
This titty bar has wifi. I just did FaceTime stage side
i wasn't about to bring her gummy handcuffs to her father's funeral
I am a human short and spout . Here is my jager Herr is my redbull . When i get real drink i shout out. Tip me over and pour yeager out
I think my uterus is still laying in your bed somewhere under the covers.
You need Xanax blowdarts
So when this rash is gone wanna hang out?
He said the pain stops when I get my shit together and stop being a drugged out alcoholic mess. Could have just said no.
He sent a video of him jacking off....class will be awkward tomorrow
I don't know man, I woke up and shes here acting like she knows me, wearing my clothes, and scrambling eggs in my kitchen. I don't know her.
You were drinking with me last night, I warned you.
I just had a visual of u banging and screaming at him at the same time.
I've seen too many naked penises for this to be a normal Monday morning
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