...So a 6 ft tall drag queen in heels I would kill for just told me I have a dunkable ass. I'm confused...but I'll take any compliment I can.
I convinced her san diego was a state. all the proof I needed was saying, why do they call it san diego state university?
they're using the ping pong table for ping pong. it's weird
He told me he doesn't dance and he hates drunken excitement. Why I ever thought it would work is beyond me.
I blacked out before two in the afternoon yesterday. Now that's a successful birthday.
Lead with your genitals is the best advice I can give you.
took some adderal to make my alochol withdrawl less shitty. now im just concentrating on how badly i need a drink
Guy hitting on me at bar is guy who's Craigslist ad we laughed at the other night. Not even kidding.
Apparently she broke up w/ her bf like 3 weeks ago. She actually called me to be her bday hookup cause she's single now. Patience- the virtue that occasionally pays off.
My diet has been 80% Fun Dip this week, soooo, no. Not good.
I just watched videos of people getting puppies and crying, I cried too. Definitely still drunk
I'm armed with nothing but $4 lip gloss gum and my phone. Ready to take on the fucking world.
What started out as a one night stand ended in him texting me the next day, saying he thought he was gay.
I mean, I let him sleep with me after we both ate taco bell sober... That's kinda like love, right?
I'm not gonna plow a chick in front of her 14 year old brother....
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