I just realized i haven't had sex in 2009. oh man thats embarrassing.
There is a girl getting fingered on my left, a middle aged drink man smoking a bong and two girls flashing the cameras in front of me. I'm in the middle trying to maintain my innocence.
my grandma just informed me that patrick swayze used to babysit my dads cousins why wasn't i informed of this early...like when i was obsessed with dirty dancing!
I'm pissed I'm finding this out at 24 bc i could have used this material to make friends
I think we should start referring to bisexuals as "strays"
So i've def seen the girl running for student body VP getting fingered in a bar.
Following a car with a GPS. We don't know where he's going, but he probably has a better idea of where we're going than we do. Also, very high.
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
She kept biting his ear when he was talking to people, that was only 3 drinks in...
I'm out of mixers so I am using sugar water. Times are tough.
Don't ask me how, but I have a squirrel in my backpack and I don't know what to do with it.
Trying to take a nap and my brain decides to play "lets have flashbacks every time you blew it with a chick in college". It's a montage of stupidity and youthful inexperience. I don't know whether to laugh or cry.
Well the other day she asked me how often I jerk off. So I guess things are getting semi-serious
hooked up with someone last night while wearing walrus pajama pants. clearly I'm accomplishing big things in life
Don't tell him that you hope he dies in a boring missionary position with his wife. That doesn't go over well.
Drunk on wine at my parents house watching "RugRats In Paris". Comeatmeadulthood.
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